Menstrual Tunnel - My first underground trip abroad

Mon 22 Jul 2024
Rosa B

I asked Jono for him to teach me to survey and which he enthusiastically agreed. The next morning he came up with a grin telling me to grab my helmet and my swimming costume????? and get in the landy. We arrived in a car park with Jono keeping the plan quiet and walked us alo0ng the river opposite a chinese. Across the river under the chinese was a small tunnel. It was a battle to get into the tunnel with the strong torrent of water trying to push us down. I mistakenly volunteered to go in to mark the survey point with my finger and was instantly hit by slime underfoot and a grotesque smell. I concealed my disgust and headed in. The others took their time learning about the survey device and choosing their spot. Then they entered with much dramatica, Jono gagging and threatening to throw up, Aidan doing his best to avoid the slime and Jacob quietly disgusted. At this point we noticed the used menstrual products next to me and the strong scent of fecal matter. We sped up the process with Aidan valiantly fighting the cobwebs. Much surveying was learnt and ready to try in an actual trip. We made a quick escape all taking time to wash thoroughly in the river.

Lesson learnt: Be wary of Jono's ideas. Ask more questions.

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Survex files on this date:
    caves-1626/359/peculiarpotandperversepitch
    caves-1626/359/rhyw_ogof
Wallets on this date:
    2024#11 Peculiar Pot and Perverse Pitch ['notes4', 'notes3', 'notes-1', 'notes5', 'notes-2']
    2024#13 Rhyw Ogof ['Iron Herny Rigging Guide', 'Henry_Continued', 'Henry_Continued-1p']
Logbook trips on this date:
    Balkonhoehle - Rack Vs Rally
    basecamp - Arrival and rain
    Basecamp - Festering and computers at the end of time
    Menstrual Tunnel - My first underground trip abroad
    Plateau - First Plateau Crossing