Every year in Bar Fischer, one record seemed to be played on the juke box far more than any other. In 1980, it was "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd. Inevitably, expo members started putting their own words to this endlessly repeated tune, published in Cambridge Underground 1981:
We don't need no Loser Plateau
We don't need no draughting holes
No dark recesses in the mountains
Hey, caver ! Leave them holes alone !
All in all it's just another kick in the balls
We don't need no muddy pitches
We don't need no slipping cams
All we need's a sawn-off toothbrush
Hey, Loser ! Leave them ropes alone !
All in all it's just another kick in the balls
We don't need no Sonnenstrahlhöhle
We don't need no One-one-five
Ein und vierzig ist ein shitpit
Hey, cavers ! Let's get out this hole !
All in all it's just another kick in the balls
We don't need no flooding pitches
We don't need no C.R.O.
'Cause we like building drystone shelters
Three Cavers, building drystone walls
All in all it's just another kick in the balls
This epic should be groaned to the strains of "Another brick in the Wall". Two further verses are available on request, but, for reasons of good taste [it says in Cambridge Underground 1981], could not readily be included in this publication.